Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Winter tips from THE EFF BEE

1) Moisturize! Don't forget your feet!

2) Stop envying your pets! Sleep as much as you want!

3) Don't be proud! Wear tights and/or long underwear!

4) Got the shopping itch? Go to the library instead!

5) "Spa-treated" Dole raisins are worth it! White Rose is crap!

6) Need bucks? Reduce your cell phone plan!

7) There is no reason to use luggage without wheels!

8) Feeling gray? Find a botanical garden!

9) Washing clothes by hand is surprisingly cheap and easy!

10) Per Fred Nietzsche, "If something is falling, give it a shove."

3 comments:

North said...

THIS IS THE BEST ADVICE THAT HAS EVER BEEN GIVEN.

Also, Fred Nietzsche sounds like a Midwestern science teacher.

roban said...

I love long underwear!

THE FIRE BOSS (aka EFF BEE) said...

Glad to be of service. Long underwear loves you back.